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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
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Comments (11)
1. 14-03-2008 20:33
 
lol i get it it was kinda funny :)
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nico
2. 31-03-2008 09:54
 
I LOVE OLD PEOPLE HAHAHA I PLAN TO MARRY ONE THIS JOKE MADE ME CRY :sigh
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SARAH NICHOLS
3. 31-03-2008 09:55
 
i love pie and gerkins
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lauren maddison :)
4. 03-04-2008 19:11
 
:p it was ok
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pp
5. 28-04-2008 09:46
 
:cry this joke made me cry with lafter :zzz :p
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chloe longstaff =)
6. 22-05-2008 17:35
 
i loved this one. it made me laugh. hahahaha :grin :zzz
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kayla
7. 29-05-2008 08:53
 
is aneyone out there or am i just talkeig to a computer. is the enternet real and where is it. how far down willthis page go. are people robots in discise .
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THE BAD WOLF
8. 29-05-2008 08:54
 
pee yourself wet
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in it
9. 11-06-2008 05:19
 
Ok heres a good joke. '3 old guyz in a retirement home talking about their problems. First guy say "I wake up at 7 and cant pee till 8". Second guy says "I wake up at 6 and cant poo till 8". They start argueing on which is worse till they notice the third just sitting there so they asked him what was wrong. So he said " well you will laugh but here goes...at 6 I piss like a horse, at 7 i poo like a cow." So they tell him "wtf is wrong...you should be out there enjoying yourself" at which he replies "I dont F**ing wake up till 9"
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chip


 
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