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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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Comments (11)
1. 20-02-2008 02:08
 
hahahaha lol....datz dunb but funny..! :grin :grin :) 8) :zzz
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sasha blevins
2. 27-02-2008 17:45
 
ok that was kinda gross and it was NOT funny!!!!
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izaak
3. 12-03-2008 13:49
 
this is not even funny its gross :x
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amanda
4. 18-03-2008 12:52
 
That was fuckin gr8 lol, luvs it!
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poo
5. 10-04-2008 01:10
 
oh my god it was a FART! not all to gross 
It was funny!
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6. 28-04-2008 09:50
 
haha i always fart :grin it makes my day  
hahaha i love the joke its about me
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