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Lawyer Strange

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"
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Comments (8)

	1. 28-01-2008 15:16
	aah!! gimme a break Guest

bratW

	2. 27-02-2008 16:36
	Guest

///izaak\

	3. 18-03-2008 10:20
	not that funny Guest

//

	4. 21-03-2008 02:30
	that was stupid Guest

hubba bubba maxxx

	5. 24-03-2008 14:42
	wow that was s stupid that i almost died!! Guest

yo momma

	6. 06-05-2008 13:50
	stupid Guest

sss

	7. 14-05-2008 13:28
	stupid Guest

lisa

	8. 03-06-2008 13:19
	disturbinly lame Guest

stefs

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