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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy walks out.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." Once again, the guy leaves the shop.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." Again, the guy walks out.

The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, "Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

"To your house."
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Comments (19)
11. 18-01-2008 18:54
 
that killer funny:grin i told everyone at my skool they where laughing so hard :grin i almost cryed :grin when i herd about it :grin
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here
12. 13-03-2008 02:20
 
:? wtf is that joke suppose to mea. it is sooooooo lame
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teegs
13. 21-04-2008 18:28
 
:? wtf this is sooooooooo GAY!!!!!
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Triple X
19. 25-06-2008 10:58
 
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that is funny
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tara

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