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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy walks out.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." Once again, the guy leaves the shop.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." Again, the guy walks out.

The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, "Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

"To your house."
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Comments (13)
1. 08-12-2007 00:43
 
:grin Very funny! I laughed and laughed. Thank-you.
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2. 08-12-2007 11:44
 
I don\'t get it.
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um
3. 08-12-2007 15:15
 
I don't understand....
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TheGabe
4. 08-12-2007 18:15
 
For the people that dont get it. Hes either having sex with the barbers wife or stealing his shit.
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Duurrr
5. 09-12-2007 11:23
 
yeah... I got the joke, it was just retarded.
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Covie
6. 13-12-2007 06:27
 
no, merchandise you dick head
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me
7. 13-12-2007 06:51
 
I cried when i read this joke its soo mint i nerly weed my self with laughter :cry
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Paige Kirkup and Lauren Maddis
8. 20-12-2007 14:05
 
:grin :grin :grin :grin that is so effin funny!!!!!! :grin
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Shortie
9. 14-01-2008 05:23
 
its damn ridiculous!
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johny
10. 15-01-2008 13:57
 
lame :x
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quick


 
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