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Cheap bar

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaims the guy. The barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
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Comments (7)

	1. 20-03-2008 17:19
	that is messed up Guest

Triple X

	2. 07-04-2008 18:11
	Thats jacked up man Guest

nagrom

	3. 08-04-2008 16:30
	this is so F#$#@%$ GAY Guest

B

	4. 10-04-2008 16:43
	Man thats gotta suck Guest

Chris

	5. 29-04-2008 18:55
	very cleaver very..lol Guest

pimp

	6. 16-06-2008 18:42
	hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Guest

john

	7. 09-07-2008 16:18
	dont blame him. i'd do the same. hahahahahahah Guest

johnny

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